Hamlet!

"Alas poor Yorick, I knew him...the muggy little kaaghnt!!

(Note from youmug: This quote is different to what most people expect.  The quote is NOT 'alas poor Yorick I knew him well' at all. It is infact, 'alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio.  Just thought I'd point it out!)

Silence of the lambs

"Would you fuck me? I'd smash me fackin back doors in!"

Four weddings and a funeral.

"Ehm, look. Sorry, sorry. I just, ehm, well, this is a very stupid question and... , particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, ehm, eh, I mean obviously not because I guess I've only slept with 9 people, but-but I-I just wondered... ehh. I really feel, ehh, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, eh, the words of David Cassidy in fact, eh, while he was still with the Partridge family, eh, "I think I love you," and eh, I-I just wondered by any chance you wouldn't like to... Eh... Eh... let me smash the granny outta ya?"

Jaws

"You're gonna need a bigger boat. You dozy pillock"

Dirty Dancing

"Oi, soppy bollocks! Nobody puts baby in a corner!"

Gladiator

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the armies of the North, General of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. You muppets"

Casablanca

"We'll always have Paris, you mug!"